How obsessed are you with Arashi?

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let's see how do i LOVE thee!

SIGNS OF AN INCURABLE ARASHI OBSESSION:

• you were baited by Jun-kun.
• anything over 49kg is “fat”.
• the best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period. -->nanka, this is true for me most of the times. though nino's hip turns, and sho's hip thrust make me lose blood as well...
  
• you’re forever daydreaming and imagining…about Arashi and you. not forever... just whenever i talk to Nana. XDDD
  
• you save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.
• only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes.
• you’re envious of the Arashi FC members.
• you’re envious of anyone that lives in Japan.
• every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times. hahaha so true...
  
• despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles. YEA! T^T
  
• the first kanji you memorized is 嵐 - “arashi”.
• and then the kanji of all the members’ names.
• when speaking japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”.
• eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny.
• when someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie.
• no matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24hrTV.
• you want a pet and his name is Momo.
  
• you name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD.  Named four cats after ohmiya, jun, sho and aiba XD
  
• The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi.
• the best university in all of Japan is Keio, period.
• Sho is unreachable.
• you’ve bought a baby blue DS. (not yet but planning to.. but not a baby blue DS, but the crimson one)
  
• you didn’t know Jun was the youngest.
• you didn’t know Ohno was the oldest.
• before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life.
• one of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff.
• you’ve cried after your hard drive crashed. (not yet! thank God!)
  
• no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full.  New quest is to buy a new external hardrive! period!
  
• you’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi.
• your friends can put names to faces.
• when asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members.  So true..often times... Sometimes just to shut up guys, I tell them, I have a bf named nino,he's just extremely busy! hahaha.
  
• you’ve come to like Japanese artists that the members like.
• you wish that Johnny’s wouldn’t be so expensive.
• vowed not to spend money on arashi.
• (almost) spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out.
• there is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner… in my planner
  
• your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi. It's Nino. Screensaver is Ohno dancing!
• your cell phone ring tone is Arashi.  Alert tone is eithe chesuto or okoge no soup, ringtone is michi X3
  
• Aiba has the best English in all of Japan.
• December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”.
• when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST.
• when singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus.  unconciously yea! X3
• you’ve been jealous of animals.
• you read “asahi” as “arashi”.
• the best actor in Japan is Nino, period. In Asia! Period!
  
• short guys is DEFINITELY okay.
• guys with bad skin is okay too.
• guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too.
• Arashi is the best group, ever.
• when someone says “captain” or “leader” ,the first person you think of is Ohno. hahahaha
  
• sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo”.
• therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino.
• Ohno should be a world-renowned artist.  not in the whole world.. gomen.. i know a lot of astonishing artist... demo.. he is number one artist in my heart.. XDDDD
  
• you’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.
  
• you’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports.
• sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids.
• you start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.
• you study japanese because of Arashi.  One of the reason.
  
• you plan on going to Japan because of Arashi. Again.. a part of the reason.. but i wanted to go to Japan even before i knew about them
  
• you start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”.
• when you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi.
• Aiba is a prodigy.
• Nino should be a professional song writer.
• the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho.
• neon-coloured suits are completely acceptable for any occasion.
• when someone says “tension” you think “Aiba”.
• your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name.
• gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi.
• have arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them.
• when people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you.
• like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
• like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation.
• fancams are heaven sent.
• you buys CDs but listen to downloaded versions, because you don’t want to open your album copy.
• you wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom.ofc! who wouldn't want to!
  
• many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Now you can’t stop looking there. ahahahahaha
  
• you are envious of people like Inoue mao, Suzuki Ann and Ayoi Yu.
• you have gone down the list of “requirements for arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points.
• Guys who paint their nails are okay.
• Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you.
• Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal.
• You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time. kinda true.. but usually, it's other Japanese songs or Korean Songs
  
• You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi.
• The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s.
• Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”.nope.. but i told one or twice my name is nino or Sho XD
  
• Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable.
• You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for MatsuJun.
• Rabu Rabu rocks!
• Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now. Yea.. I am sooo darned amazed how this can be possible with me!!!!

WOW! THIS IS A LOT!!!!!!